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All I Really Need to Know I Learned From
Noah's Ark Anonymous |
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Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
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Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
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Don't listen to critics -- do what has to be done.
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Build on high ground.
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For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
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Two heads are better than one.
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Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
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If you can't fight or flee -- float!
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Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
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Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
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When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain -- shovel!!!
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Stay below deck during the storm.
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Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.
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If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.
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Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.
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Don't miss the boat.
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No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.
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